In need of a holiday

How can I tell?

• I just spent half an hour looking for a book of stamps that I had put in a safe place only half an hour before.
• I almost sent my computer to an early grave by dousing it in tea.
• The contents of our study and bathroom and some of our living room too are arranged around the walls of our bedroom, and everywhere else in the house is covered in dust or wet paint. There are works in progress - a good time to get out.

It's 23 deg in Fuerteventura! Christmas with a tan...it'll be just like being at home. Who am I kidding? I don't really tan. But maybe I'll be less translucent :-)